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2 funny/ NEON SRT

blackstallion06

Everrett Wa. Soon to be St. Louis MO.
Donator
I am posting a little late but this is what happen. My mom came in town and we woke up Sunday morning to go get kids Doughnuts. We went into lemoore got doughnuts and as we got on the on ramp to 198W to head back to the base I noticed a white Neon SRT4 behind Me riding my bumper. I comely shifted up into 4th and begin to merge. I looked in my side mirror as he came out along side of me. Thinking in my head here we go... STEVE no neon is going to beat me... I down shifted to 3rd and I could here his moter reving and the loud shifts from his turbo. Maybe it was my moter reving. Well as my mother riding "shot gun" yelling slow down ect..LOL Then as he got closer to the quarter panel she yells you better go, here he comes. LOL I reved up dumped third and punched it...here comes 4th and about 100 something... I wrapped out 4th and comely shifted to 5th and slowed down. He came on the side gave me a thumbs up and honked. My Mom said so I guess we win! Never thought I get into a street encounter with my mom riding shotgun...
 

Windveil Blues

OLD FART
LMAO!!

Sounds like the inside of my car when the wife is with me... when I hammer second at 6500 R's. She used to love the noise, G's and fun when we had the big block Cyclone, but I guess her mid-life crisis ain't as much fun as mine.

Jim
that is awesome, all i get is yelled at, and a bunching of yelling..."oh god, we're all gonna die!!!"
 

goingbyebye

Well-Known Member
pat yourself on the back for picking on the handicap

I won’t waste my time ever again or the chance of a ticket on a neon or anything else slow. srt4 or not, not worth your time. just don't get a ticket on a lame race. You should have let him go. If you want a race I'll race you any time. Hahaha. Just screwing with you. I have court for just such a race on the 16th. just a warning. I beat an rsx and got a ticket for 84 in a 65. pointless race.
Joe
 

blackstallion06

Everrett Wa. Soon to be St. Louis MO.
Donator
Joe you know I gotta give you shit..not all of have 11 second cars on street tires LOL We do wish though... I need a blower... then races like that I would just laugh at like you do.. You gotta nice car Joe!
 

goonies

Well-Known Member
my girl is wierd about it, sometimes she is all for it even when i dont wanna race and other time she will grab the imaginary handle above my window thats in most cars but not mustangs, haha and yell her head off saying stop ... slow down or your not getting any for a week, i slowly hit the breaks and say to her awww come on baby i was just kidding.... hahahha
 

Windveil Blues

OLD FART
Sounds quite familiar, Goonies... LOL

Jim
goonies said:
my girl is wierd about it, sometimes she is all for it even when i dont wanna race and other time she will grab the imaginary handle above my window thats in most cars but not mustangs, haha and yell her head off saying stop ... slow down or your not getting any for a week, i slowly hit the breaks and say to her awww come on baby i was just kidding.... hahahha
 

Foxman

Well-Known Member
the funny thing is.... MY girl will tell my " your just going to let that ricer fly by you like that.... I thought you drove a mustang.... what kid of MAN are you" thats when i down shift and make them feel dumb...
 

blackstallion06

Everrett Wa. Soon to be St. Louis MO.
Donator
LOL @ andy and his lady..I wish mine did that.. I did sok my neighbor is the wifes mini van the other night lol. He has a honda accord with exhaust ( coffe can) and headers
 

Windveil Blues

OLD FART
LOL @ &y, too...

Mine reaches for the non-existant oh shit handle and threatens my existance as a male.

Jim
blackstallion06 said:
LOL @ andy and his lady..I wish mine did that.. I did sok my neighbor is the wifes mini van the other night lol. He has a honda accord with exhaust ( coffe can) and headers
 

goonies

Well-Known Member
haha damn we all got woman that soud alike, i got to admit thought without my girl even though i got my stang i sure would be one lonely mutha out there eating rice all by myself. gotta love those stang gurls
 

blackstallion06

Everrett Wa. Soon to be St. Louis MO.
Donator
Yeap you are right. This was my mother though a 60 yr old woman lol telling me you gona let him get away with that lol
 

goonies

Well-Known Member
haha wow now thats a cool mom. i love my mom to death but i doubt ill ever hear those words coming out of her mouth. haha
 
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