infidel
Well-Known Member
To: Private ****head....a tribute to your continued stupidity,
Well thank goodness you've arrived! You're an 18yr old Dungeons & Dragons
nerd that barely scraped through boot camp, and now think you're the
toughest thing since a level 37 dark elf with a magic
staff.....congrat-u-****in-lations retard you've all ready made it on my
****list!
Perhaps it's the fact that you showed up today, your first ****ing day on
the job I might add, late with no shave or a haircut. Or maybe it's that
your cammies are not marked and you're not wearing your belt. Whatever the
**** it is, know now, that me and you are about to become best a ****in
friends, there genius.
Mommy and Daddy think that you're a tough Marine don't they, there big guy?
But I know the truth! You're an untested, undisciplined, lying, **** stain
who can't even keep a clean room or a good shave. You'll probably end up
going to medical to get out of Physical Training (but we both know that when
you troll the internet for girls you'll say you work out and bench 1,000
****ing pounds). And then medical will probably give you light duty, for
some stupid ass medical condition, that no-ones ever heard of...."but Gunny,
the doc says that my metamusel ligament is twisted in a knot behind my left
calf".
What the **** ever ****tard, just know that when you get off light duty....I
plan on breaking you. The thought of me running you into the ground makes me
sleep content! I even get a slight smile at the thought. Second, you'll
probably get a DUI or pop on a piss test and give some lame ass excuse
like...."But Gunny somebody cooked the brownies, I didn't know there was pot
in them"
That's cause your a ****ing dumb ass, Pvt ****head....a ****ing dumb ass
plain and simple.
Or you'll meet the first skanky, low self-esteem, no self-respect slut that
spreads her Herpa-syphilitis infected legs for you and you are going to
propose marriage after the first ****. And then you'll say something
like...."but Gunny, we're different, I love her".
NO!!! Pvt ****head you love her nasty vagina you lame piece of donkey
****...that's what you love. And she'll probably have 4 kids from 3
different dads (which by the way, 1 is still pending the results of a DNA
test on the Maury Povich show after the 15th appearance, but it's ok because
she's sure this one is the father just like she was with the 2nd, 3rd and
4th time on the show). Which, all of the douchebags are either former
military or ex-cons, and you'll probably say something like...."but Gunny,
her kids love me, I think I'm the first male influence they have had in
their lives".
Well good to ****in go Pvt ****head. Here I thought you were ****in a nasty,
money-stealin skank, when really here you are the ****in hero....my
apologies **** for brains.
Then you'll buy two 30,000 dollar cars (both of which need rims, and sound
systems) and you're going to do it all on a 18,000 dollar a year salary.
Oh damn, I forgot the motorcycle your going to buy. A 1000CC sport bike,
even though your dumbass never spent a day of your worthless life on a bike.
Why are you going to do this Pvt ****head? Cause you're a ****in tard,
that's why. Then when you get so in debt that you can't pay your rent,
utilities, cable, or credit cards, your creditors are going to find me. And
we are going to sit down and do a financial worksheet (which you'll lie on,
so it doesn't ****in help you anyway).
Then comes the DUI, Pvt ****head. You spent your night at the bar, getting
wasted with the boys and trying to cheat on your wife, who by the way is
cheating on you that same night, and BAM! Red and blue flashes in the review
mirror. Now I'm asleep at home when my annoying phone goes off and my kids
start screaming at 2 a.m, and guess who the **** it is?
NOOOOOO.....not ****tard?! Yes indeed it's him......crying, sounding like a
bitch, tossed in the drunk tank and awaiting me to bail him out. Now you
****ing cocksucker, I gotta call Company First Sergeant and explain to him
why my leadership failed you. I hate you ****head....I really ****ing hate
you!
12,000 dollars, two lawyers, a divorce, and repo-ed car later, I see you
smoking a cigarette with your fellow ****ing failures at life. Sitting
there complaining about how the Corps ****ed you. How you gotta pay child
support, your credits ****ed cause you got NJP'ed and lost money, and how
you're an alcoholic and you blame it all on PTSD although your retarded ass
has never deployed. I hate you Pvt ****head, I ****in hate you with all my
heart. The fact that you wear the same uniform as me, grinds against my very
being. The fact that I have to walk you through life like you're a baby
who's learning how to walk, makes me bitter with rage. I wish I could kick
you out Pvt ****head. I wish I could kick you out into the street to find
your own way, wherever the hell that is, but just away from my Corps.....you
****in ****.
You can thank the M.O.A., which mommy is probably a proud member of, along
with some stupid ****ing liberals for preventing me from breaking your ass
down shotgun style and taking a ratchet to your skull and beating some damn
sense into your brain housing group...because lord knows I fantasize about
that every ****ing miserable day!
Signed,
You're pissed off, disgruntled Gunny, who's just waiting till you get off
light duty to **** your world up with PT Sessions and inspections out the
ass!
Well thank goodness you've arrived! You're an 18yr old Dungeons & Dragons
nerd that barely scraped through boot camp, and now think you're the
toughest thing since a level 37 dark elf with a magic
staff.....congrat-u-****in-lations retard you've all ready made it on my
****list!
Perhaps it's the fact that you showed up today, your first ****ing day on
the job I might add, late with no shave or a haircut. Or maybe it's that
your cammies are not marked and you're not wearing your belt. Whatever the
**** it is, know now, that me and you are about to become best a ****in
friends, there genius.
Mommy and Daddy think that you're a tough Marine don't they, there big guy?
But I know the truth! You're an untested, undisciplined, lying, **** stain
who can't even keep a clean room or a good shave. You'll probably end up
going to medical to get out of Physical Training (but we both know that when
you troll the internet for girls you'll say you work out and bench 1,000
****ing pounds). And then medical will probably give you light duty, for
some stupid ass medical condition, that no-ones ever heard of...."but Gunny,
the doc says that my metamusel ligament is twisted in a knot behind my left
calf".
What the **** ever ****tard, just know that when you get off light duty....I
plan on breaking you. The thought of me running you into the ground makes me
sleep content! I even get a slight smile at the thought. Second, you'll
probably get a DUI or pop on a piss test and give some lame ass excuse
like...."But Gunny somebody cooked the brownies, I didn't know there was pot
in them"
That's cause your a ****ing dumb ass, Pvt ****head....a ****ing dumb ass
plain and simple.
Or you'll meet the first skanky, low self-esteem, no self-respect slut that
spreads her Herpa-syphilitis infected legs for you and you are going to
propose marriage after the first ****. And then you'll say something
like...."but Gunny, we're different, I love her".
NO!!! Pvt ****head you love her nasty vagina you lame piece of donkey
****...that's what you love. And she'll probably have 4 kids from 3
different dads (which by the way, 1 is still pending the results of a DNA
test on the Maury Povich show after the 15th appearance, but it's ok because
she's sure this one is the father just like she was with the 2nd, 3rd and
4th time on the show). Which, all of the douchebags are either former
military or ex-cons, and you'll probably say something like...."but Gunny,
her kids love me, I think I'm the first male influence they have had in
their lives".
Well good to ****in go Pvt ****head. Here I thought you were ****in a nasty,
money-stealin skank, when really here you are the ****in hero....my
apologies **** for brains.
Then you'll buy two 30,000 dollar cars (both of which need rims, and sound
systems) and you're going to do it all on a 18,000 dollar a year salary.
Oh damn, I forgot the motorcycle your going to buy. A 1000CC sport bike,
even though your dumbass never spent a day of your worthless life on a bike.
Why are you going to do this Pvt ****head? Cause you're a ****in tard,
that's why. Then when you get so in debt that you can't pay your rent,
utilities, cable, or credit cards, your creditors are going to find me. And
we are going to sit down and do a financial worksheet (which you'll lie on,
so it doesn't ****in help you anyway).
Then comes the DUI, Pvt ****head. You spent your night at the bar, getting
wasted with the boys and trying to cheat on your wife, who by the way is
cheating on you that same night, and BAM! Red and blue flashes in the review
mirror. Now I'm asleep at home when my annoying phone goes off and my kids
start screaming at 2 a.m, and guess who the **** it is?
NOOOOOO.....not ****tard?! Yes indeed it's him......crying, sounding like a
bitch, tossed in the drunk tank and awaiting me to bail him out. Now you
****ing cocksucker, I gotta call Company First Sergeant and explain to him
why my leadership failed you. I hate you ****head....I really ****ing hate
you!
12,000 dollars, two lawyers, a divorce, and repo-ed car later, I see you
smoking a cigarette with your fellow ****ing failures at life. Sitting
there complaining about how the Corps ****ed you. How you gotta pay child
support, your credits ****ed cause you got NJP'ed and lost money, and how
you're an alcoholic and you blame it all on PTSD although your retarded ass
has never deployed. I hate you Pvt ****head, I ****in hate you with all my
heart. The fact that you wear the same uniform as me, grinds against my very
being. The fact that I have to walk you through life like you're a baby
who's learning how to walk, makes me bitter with rage. I wish I could kick
you out Pvt ****head. I wish I could kick you out into the street to find
your own way, wherever the hell that is, but just away from my Corps.....you
****in ****.
You can thank the M.O.A., which mommy is probably a proud member of, along
with some stupid ****ing liberals for preventing me from breaking your ass
down shotgun style and taking a ratchet to your skull and beating some damn
sense into your brain housing group...because lord knows I fantasize about
that every ****ing miserable day!
Signed,
You're pissed off, disgruntled Gunny, who's just waiting till you get off
light duty to **** your world up with PT Sessions and inspections out the
ass!
