On a Wednseday night, while three nuns were traveling home after Bingo, their van was involved in a terrible crash. Upon waking up thinking they were in a dream, the nuns saw a large gateway to heaven with ST. Peter waiting to greet them. The nuns asked if they had passed away and ST Peter responded with a yes. He then informed them in order to get into heaven and to be holy, all three must wash away any part of them that has touched a mans penis before the Nuns enter Heaven. St Peter asked if the Nuns were ready and one of them stepped forward. Upon telling she had touched a mans penis with her hand while washing in holy water, St peter noticed a ruckus going on behind the woman. St Peter Asked the remaining two women why they were fighting over who was going next? One of the nuns responded while still fighting for position, I am going to gargle first before she puts her ass in there!
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