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Golfer at the Dentist....

sdsubzero4

Spring Valley, CA
A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, 'Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, just pull the tooth, and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, 'My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.' So the dentist asks him, 'which tooth is it sir?

The man turned to his wife and said, 'Open your mouth Honey, and show him.....'
 

yosemiddysam

Well-Known Member
Donator
Damn........That is messed up! I wouldnt even wasted the time taking her to the dentist.....String.....door knob........one big slam and off to golf I go!!!!!!! Actually I have never played golf nor do I care too...... My wife who has been a pain in my ass for the last almost 9 years Annv would always take .............herself to the dentist while I played Golf!!!!! Yeah you know it ....I had ya'll fooled!!!!
 
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