Darn Birds got me!!! (Disgusting)

[Gibs]

I need to get some Alkaseltzer for while at work.......


Washed it off immediately. The birds got me while on duty yesterday night....
All of this was done in a 6 hour period from 0000 to 0600... There was nothing on the rest of the car. Really wierd that it only got hit on the front.


Gib

 

[yosemiddysam]

I would not park there ever again. Was you under an over hang or something?

 

[Gibs]

Nope but I was the only car in the lot at night.....

 

[GT400SC]

Nope but I was the only car in the lot at night.....

Well gee, there's your explanation. Target of opportunity!

 

[yosemiddysam]

darned bird. I will loan ya one of my 12 gauges.

 

[Superstang21]

That looks premeditated to me.....

 

[Gibs]

I guess I need to stop throwing Pine Cones at them......Maybe a peace treaty is in order.....


NOOOOOOOOOOOO Chance. This is war and I will not abide by the Geneva Conventions....LOL I got something for those rats with wings......


Gib

 

[GT400SC]

"Rats with wings"....That's funny!

 

[wickedstangs]

I feel for ya How did you feel when you first saw it?

 

[Gibs]

I could not believe those little ****ers did that...And to make it worse they were all lined up on a building roof looking out over the parking lot when I saw it. I looked at them and started cursing them out....That is when they started Squaking and crap....like they were laughing at me... I will get my revenge



Gib

 

[1WKDRSH]

Ya that sucks! I had that happen to me when I first got here to San Diego. My hole hood was crap white, I was embarassed to drive it to the car wash.

 

[Mustangcwo]

Are you certain it was the birds....looks like you might have a flying cow!!

 

[Gibs]

I thought it may have been a Pelican....

 

[fangs99]

well maybe someone you arn't getting along with set you up and fead the birds to bring and keep tem over there. next time i'd bring a car cover or old blanket and feed them alkasilzer. that will fix them

 

[Gibs]

No I was on duty and nobody was around...


Gib

 

[fangs99]

well i'd still feed them the blow up tabs.

 

[Gibs]

^^^^Yep its coming this week...

Gib

 

[wikedcobra312]

are you sure you didnt park in front of an adult video store or strip club, lol...that sucks gibs.

 

[GT400SC]

are you sure you didnt park in front of an adult video store or strip club, lol...that sucks gibs.

Might be them dreaded bukkake birds!

 

[wikedcobra312]

i thought those were only in japan, lol. i actually cleaned up the garage to park my car in there.