maverick169v
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true story. come home from pumpin the iron last night, fix myself a samich and a icy cold budweiser, i get a knock at the door. i assume its my next door neighbor, obviously showing up to partake in the smoking of some beers. i look at the peephole and its some black dude. i am like oh maybe its a neighbor. i open the door and get a long barrell revolver shoved in my face and he says "back the **** up".
now im not trying to sound like rambo, but its not as scary as i thought it was, maybe because it just didnt hit me that it was real. i shoved the door shut and he pushed back, eventually shoving his gun arm through the door. at which point i went from evasion to making this son of a bitch pay. i grabbed his hand twisted his arm and slammed it in the door a few times then we he almost pulled free i came out the door to the hallway and brought the noise to his ass for about 15 good seconds. i will be damned he never let go of the gun no matter how hard i beat his stupid ass. when he did wriggle free i made b line to get back in my house and lock the door, ironically he ran away and never looked back.
called the cops, they asked a bunch of stupid questions and didnt really do ****. i just bought a springfield xd-40. next asshole to try that **** in my house is gonna need a priest instead of an ambulance. on a good night i think i hurt him pretty bad, he yelled pretty good when i slammed his arm. just bull**** man. i dont even have things worth stealing in my house, maybe a couple laptops? tools? whats a drug dealer gonna do with power tools? lol.
the irony of the situation is great, i live in a building with young single girls, families and elderly people, this dumb faggot knocks on the door with a marine corps sgt behind it. that will learn his dumb ass. moral of the story if i had bought a gun years ago when my family told me too i could have shot that dumb bastard last night instead having to try and get his gun to shoot him with. go buy i gun, i just did.
now im not trying to sound like rambo, but its not as scary as i thought it was, maybe because it just didnt hit me that it was real. i shoved the door shut and he pushed back, eventually shoving his gun arm through the door. at which point i went from evasion to making this son of a bitch pay. i grabbed his hand twisted his arm and slammed it in the door a few times then we he almost pulled free i came out the door to the hallway and brought the noise to his ass for about 15 good seconds. i will be damned he never let go of the gun no matter how hard i beat his stupid ass. when he did wriggle free i made b line to get back in my house and lock the door, ironically he ran away and never looked back.
called the cops, they asked a bunch of stupid questions and didnt really do ****. i just bought a springfield xd-40. next asshole to try that **** in my house is gonna need a priest instead of an ambulance. on a good night i think i hurt him pretty bad, he yelled pretty good when i slammed his arm. just bull**** man. i dont even have things worth stealing in my house, maybe a couple laptops? tools? whats a drug dealer gonna do with power tools? lol.
the irony of the situation is great, i live in a building with young single girls, families and elderly people, this dumb faggot knocks on the door with a marine corps sgt behind it. that will learn his dumb ass. moral of the story if i had bought a gun years ago when my family told me too i could have shot that dumb bastard last night instead having to try and get his gun to shoot him with. go buy i gun, i just did.
