Help wanted at lumber yard joke

[STLGriff]

A guy needed a job badly and he use to work at a lumber yard. So he decides to see if the local lumber yard was hiring. He walked in and talked to the boss and told him that he was looking for work. The boss told him that with the economy the way it is he is full staffed and can not afford to hire anyone else. So the guy pleaded with him and told the boss that he can identify types of wood by smell alone. This perked the bosses interest and told the guy that if he could prove it and get them 100% correct he would find a place to use him. So the boss blindfolded the guy and held a piece of wood under his nose. The guy took a couple deep sniffs and goes "that is a piece of birch cut three days ago in Ohio." The boss was amazed as the guy was correct. So the boss says "lets see if you can get this one" and grabs another piece of wood and sticks it under the guys nose. After a couple more quick sniffs he replies "that is a red cedar cut four weeks ago in Virginia." Absolutely amazed the boss goes "you are correct, that has been drying in our yard." Finally the boss tells him he has one more and to give him a seconds to get it. The boss runs and grabs his secretary and tells her to get un dressed and to hop up onto the desk. The secretary looks confused at this request and the boss explains to her that he can not afford to hire this guy and needs to throw him off. So the secretary hesitantly does as the boss asked and the boss takes the guys head and sticks it in the secretary's crotch. The guy takes a couple sniffs and says he is not quite sure as he never smelled any wood quite like that and asks if the wood can be flipped over. So the secretary turns over and the guy takes a couple more sniffs. Finally the guy thinks for a minute and replies "I can't say for sure but I believe it is a #### house door off a fish boat."

 

[yosemiddysam]

OMG That has me in tears........

 

[dope3]

lol great one

 

[Renegade]

haha, that was a good one