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Only in America.......

sdsubzero4

Spring Valley, CA
Only in America...


Only in America. . .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.. . .

Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. . .

Only in America. . .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions. . .

Only in America. . .do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke. . .

Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. . .

Only in America. . .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage. . ..

Only in America. . .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. . .

Only in America. . .do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
 

IgottaV8

Wickedstangs Road Racing Team
Staff member
Moderator
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Only in America. . .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. . .

Actually, I have seen that all the Union Bank of Californias now have metal detectors and only one way in or out, plus a guard outside.
 

frank s

at Play in San Diego, CA
On the subject of bank robberies, look at this vid titled:

LUCK

They are all good scenes; I don't get the tennis one, can't see what happens, I guess; the bank robbery occurs shortly after about a minute and a half ...
 

sdsubzero4

Spring Valley, CA
Frank....those were great! Those were some lucky people there. But I didn't get what happen in the tennis one either. The bank robbery one was hilarious!
 
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Ichiduo

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Only in America. . .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. .

speaking of handicapped parking, i usually notice 4-7 spaces marked for the handicapped...

where does everyone else park at the special olympics? :nonono:
 
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