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through the eyes of the military

beejay31000

beejay31000

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An Army grunt stands in the rain with a 35-pound pack on his back, 15-lb. weapon in his hand, having marched 12 miles, and says, "This is ****."

An Army Airborne Ranger stands in the rain with a 45-pound pack on his back, weapon in hand, after having jumped from a plane and jogged 18 miles, says with a smile, "This is good ****."

A Navy Seal lies in the mud, 55-pound pack on his back, weapon in hand, after swimming 10 miles to shore, crawling through a swamp, and running 25 miles at night past enemy positions, says with a grin, "This is really great ****."

A Marine, up to his nose in the stinking, bug-infested mud of a swamp with a 65-pound pack on his back and weapons in both hands after jumping from an aircraft at high altitude into the ocean, swimming 12 miles to shore, killing several alligators to enter the swamp, then crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault an enemy camp, says, "I love this ****."

An Air Force NCO sits in an easy chair in an air-conditioned, carpeted office in front of his computer and says, "My e-mail is out? What kind of **** is this?"
 
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Mustangcwo

Guest
You got it BeeJay. I have seen it first hand in Afganistan.....LOL!!!!!
 
yosemiddysam

yosemiddysam

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I dont know man....I had to do MCMAP this morning in a torrential down pour and I was thinking.....Man this **** sucks.....
 
boostedmach

boostedmach

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A Navy Submariner sits hundreds of feet below the ocean waves, thinking how he can get out of targeted after watch cleanup, about how much the food he just eat is gonna give him the ****s, how 4 years ago this seemed like a cool thing to do, wishing he could get the chance to walk run or sleep in the rain..or even see the sun...then all of a sudden his thoughts are interrupted by a chief with a flashlight asking him why he is not cleaning.
 
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maverick169v

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there is four four stars all hanging out one day, a navy admiral, army and marine general, and airforce general. the nayv admiral states people underestimate the balls of sailors. he says "hey sailor, dive off of this aircraft carrier into the drink". "aye aye sir" and away he goes. "see that, now thats balls". seeing his chance to prove the strenght of his airmen the airforce general goes " hey airmam, stand inthe path of that approaching jet". "yes sir" and he gets plowed over by the incoming bird. "look at that, now thats guts right there". the army general scoffs at their weakness. he says"hey soldier, climb up to the top of that flag pole and stand there for a week". "hooah sir!" and the soldier climbs up, stays until he cant stay any longer and plummits to the ground. "look at that, theres some army of one courage right there". the marine general smiles, walks into the chowhall and grabs a private. "hey private, pull the pin from this grenade and hold it to show these pussies what we are made of". "**** you sir" and the private gives the grenade back. "thats ****ing retarded" spouts the private. "see that" the marine general says, "now THAT gentlemen, is balls"
 
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