Tommy
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A man escapes from prison after 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, but finds a couple in bed. He orders the male out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he jumps on top of her and kisses her neck and then jumps up and goes to the bathroom.
While in the bathroom the husband tells the wife: Listen, this man is an escaped convict, just look at his clothes. He probably has been locked up for years and has not touched a woman in years! I saw how he kissed your neck. He probably wants sex. Don't resist or complain. Just let him do what he wants. If he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey! I love you!
And the wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He said he was gay and you're cute. And he wanted to know where the vaseline was. I told him in the bathroom!
So, be STRONG honey and I LOVE YOU TOO!
While in the bathroom the husband tells the wife: Listen, this man is an escaped convict, just look at his clothes. He probably has been locked up for years and has not touched a woman in years! I saw how he kissed your neck. He probably wants sex. Don't resist or complain. Just let him do what he wants. If he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong honey! I love you!
And the wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He said he was gay and you're cute. And he wanted to know where the vaseline was. I told him in the bathroom!
So, be STRONG honey and I LOVE YOU TOO!
