So, tell us about your infamous "Ninja Lizard" encouter....
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ATTN: Dustin AKA: Feared
- Thread starter Superstang21
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beejay31000
BULLWINKLE
is that the same one i saw on AFV where the lizzard attacks the guy?
Dustin's wife told me that he had a run in w/ a lizard in Gitmo. Im hoping he will tell us the whole story LOL!!
beejay31000
BULLWINKLE
oh, n/m then.
im going to take a pic of mine its 4 ft long
Feared
Crazy Mach Driver
OK,
SO i was driving my "vehicle" and a lizard jumps out of the bushes, like he was anticipating our venture into his area. He ends up on the hood of our vehicle, and starts staring at me. Mind you, that i am driving, and i do notice the lizard aka NINJA LIZARD, sitting on the hood staring at me.
Fearing for the saftey of the ninja, i tried to whip him off, and he jumps at my throat! If it were not for my cat like reflexes it would have killed me with a quick swipe of his tail to my jugular. He ends up on my leg, gripping to me for his life, and with no shame i toss him into the wilderness, without regard to his life, but fearing for mine.
Ninja Lizard - 0
Feared - 1
then a week later i was attacked by a wasp, and i got ****ed up! he ended up getting my 6 times on my arm. He flew into my sleeves, and it was over from there.
LOL...
SO i was driving my "vehicle" and a lizard jumps out of the bushes, like he was anticipating our venture into his area. He ends up on the hood of our vehicle, and starts staring at me. Mind you, that i am driving, and i do notice the lizard aka NINJA LIZARD, sitting on the hood staring at me.
Fearing for the saftey of the ninja, i tried to whip him off, and he jumps at my throat! If it were not for my cat like reflexes it would have killed me with a quick swipe of his tail to my jugular. He ends up on my leg, gripping to me for his life, and with no shame i toss him into the wilderness, without regard to his life, but fearing for mine.
Ninja Lizard - 0
Feared - 1
then a week later i was attacked by a wasp, and i got ****ed up! he ended up getting my 6 times on my arm. He flew into my sleeves, and it was over from there.
LOL...
Lol bad ass
Windveil Blues
OLD FART
ROFLMAO!!! Sorry, man, but damn you had me crackin' up.
Feared said:
That is some pretty funny stuff! And they call him Feared......
me too i pee'd myself a little
They make diapers for that VP
i kno but i like the smell and the burning from the urine
usn~stang07
Well-Known Member
hahah damn lizards
damn them!
fearedswifey
Well-Known Member
now babe, that isn't the way i heard it. also, make sure you talk about you encounter with the trantula. 
love you!
love you!
lol put you on blast lmao!!!!!!!!!!
fangs99
Well-Known Member
mmmmmm..sound like theres more to the story...
yes indeed lol lets hear both sides LMAO
Windveil Blues
OLD FART
This would be a really good time to say that I'm glad my wife DOESN'T love the car as much as I do... LOL The last thing on earth I would want is her on here telling the truth about me...
yeah that would suck. special little personal things lol