sdsubzero4
Spring Valley, CA
Cake or bed
a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife
interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights
now? Does it look like i have relient
energy written on my forehead? I don't think so.
Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge
door? It won't close right.
To which he replied, "fix the fridge
door? Does it look like i have
maytag written on my forehead? I don't think so."
fine, she says, "then you could
at least fix the steps to the front door? They are
about to break."
i'm not a carpenter and i don't want to fix steps,
he says. Does it look like i have bunnings written on my forehead?
I don't think so. I've had enough. I'm going to the bar!!!!
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...............
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go
home.
As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house , he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer,
he notices the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"
she said, "well, when you left i sat outside and cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told
him."
"he offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was
either go to bed with him
or bake a cake."
he said, "so what kind of cake did you bake?"
she replied, "hellooooo.. Do you see sara lee written on my
forehead?
I don't think so!"
a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife
interrupts, honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights
now? Does it look like i have relient
energy written on my forehead? I don't think so.
Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge
door? It won't close right.
To which he replied, "fix the fridge
door? Does it look like i have
maytag written on my forehead? I don't think so."
fine, she says, "then you could
at least fix the steps to the front door? They are
about to break."
i'm not a carpenter and i don't want to fix steps,
he says. Does it look like i have bunnings written on my forehead?
I don't think so. I've had enough. I'm going to the bar!!!!
So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours...............
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go
home.
As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.
As he enters the house , he sees the hall light is working.
As he goes to get a beer,
he notices the fridge door is fixed.
Honey, he asks, "how'd all this get fixed?"
she said, "well, when you left i sat outside and cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told
him."
"he offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was
either go to bed with him
or bake a cake."
he said, "so what kind of cake did you bake?"
she replied, "hellooooo.. Do you see sara lee written on my
forehead?
I don't think so!"
