sdsubzero4
Spring Valley, CA
A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl
> are in the same bar.
>
>
>
> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
> the air, pulls out
> his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
> 'In Mexico, our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
> same one twice.'
>
>
>
> The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
> throws it into the air,
> pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> says, 'In the Arab
> World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we
> don't need to drink with the
> same one twice either.'
>
>
>
> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
> downs it in one gulp,
> throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
> the Mexican and the
> Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
>
> calling for a refill, she says,
>
>
>
> 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we
> don't have to drink with the
> same ones twice.
> are in the same bar.
>
>
>
> When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
> the air, pulls out
> his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,
> 'In Mexico, our
> glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the
> same one twice.'
>
>
>
> The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer,
> throws it into the air,
> pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> says, 'In the Arab
> World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we
> don't need to drink with the
> same one twice either.'
>
>
>
> The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
> downs it in one gulp,
> throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
> the Mexican and the
> Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and
>
> calling for a refill, she says,
>
>
>
> 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we
> don't have to drink with the
> same ones twice.
