GT500Dreamer
Well-Known Member
Little Mary Pat had a box of very small kittens that she was trying to give> away,
So she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS'
next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a
policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars all stopped and a tall
man stepped out from the biggest car. It's President Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small, their
eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled,
Returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity,
President. Obama called his Press Manager and told him
about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day,
Have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her
Box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black
Cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN
But no FOX for some reason..
Everyone had their cameras ready and Then,
President. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to
Little Mary Pat.
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all
These nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
today.'
'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me that
They were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their
eyes open.'
So she had them out on the street corner with a sign 'FREE KITTENS'
next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a
policeman on a motorcycle in front.
The cars all stopped and a tall
man stepped out from the biggest car. It's President Obama.
'Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?' he asked.
'Kittens' Little Mary Pat says. 'They're so small, their
eyes are not even open yet.'
'What kind of kittens are they?' he asked.
'Democrats' says Little Mary Pat.
The tall man smiled,
Returned to his car and they drove away. Sensing a good photo opportunity,
President. Obama called his Press Manager and told him
about the little girl and the kittens.
It was planned that they would return the next day,
Have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Little Mary Pat is standing out on the corner with her
Box of kittens with the 'FREE KITTENS' sign and the big motorcade of black
Cars pulled up with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, BET and CNN
But no FOX for some reason..
Everyone had their cameras ready and Then,
President. Obama got out of his limo and walked up to
Little Mary Pat.
'Now, don't be frightened,' he said, 'I just want you to tell all
These nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away
today.'
'Yes sir,' Mary Pat said, 'The are all REPUBLICAN kittens.'
Taken by surprise, President Obama said, 'But yesterday, you told me that
They were DEMOCRATS.'
Little Mary Pat says, 'Yes, I know. But today, they have their
eyes open.'
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