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Spring Valley, CA
Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities were discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon from New York said, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago responded, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas said, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimed in: "You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and, the
head and the ass are interchangeable.."
Five surgeons from big cities were discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon from New York said, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago responded, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas said, "No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimed in: "You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a
few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and, the
head and the ass are interchangeable.."
