sdsubzero4
Spring Valley, CA
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her
> >> altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
> >> "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
> >> hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
> >>
> >> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
> >> balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
>
> >> above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
> >> and 100 degrees, 49..09 minutes west longitude.
> >>
> >> "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
> >>
> >> "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
> >>
> >> "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
> >> technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your
> >> information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
> >> to me."
> >>
> >> The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
> >>
> >> "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
> >>
> >> "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
> >> going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
> >> air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
> >> me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you
> >> were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
> >> altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,
> >> "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an
> >> hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
> >>
> >> The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
> >> balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet
>
> >> above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
> >> and 100 degrees, 49..09 minutes west longitude.
> >>
> >> "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
> >>
> >> "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"
> >>
> >> "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is
> >> technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your
> >> information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help
> >> to me."
> >>
> >> The man smiled and responded, "You must be an Obama Democrat."
> >>
> >> "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
> >>
> >> "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are
> >> going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
> >> air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
> >> me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you
> >> were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."
