GT400SC
PM for Decals
A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything? He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.' 'Have you ever been in the military service?' 'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment. Then he asked,'Are you disabled in any way?' The guy said, Yes....an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles. The interviewer grimaced and then said,'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day. The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.? This is a government job, the interviewer said. For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.
