LaughingGT
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A navy man walks into a bar, gives the bartender a conspiratorial wink and says "Quick, pour me a dinks, before the trouble starts." the bartender pours a drink and watches the sailor down it in one gulp. the sailot slams the glass down on the bar and says, "quick give me another before the trouble starts. the bartender pores another and the the sailor drinks as quickley as he had the first. the sailor pauses, lets out a belch and demands a third drink ' before the troubel starts. after several rounds of this the bartender says" look sailor, you've been talking about trouble forten minutes. just when is this "trouble" going to start? the sailor looksat the bartender and grins. "the trouble starts just as soon as u figure out the i don's have any money."