fastsleeper
Why ya treat me like that?
"it is better to shoot for the moon and miss by a mile, than to aim for a skunk and hit it right in the a**!!!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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More funny. No...really funny from navy seal so i guess we'd better salute and laugh!
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Im lost????????
maverick169v
WS Posting God
um, wtf, over?
eleetryder
Leet WS Member
Dont get it......
sdsubzero4
Spring Valley, CA
No comprende.....
fastsleeper
Why ya treat me like that?
And you guys think I'M an empty headed blonde? Geeze. Navy Seal Chief sent it to me. You can think of this either as a figurative or literal situation. Guess the literal will be easier for you to understand? I'm not even going to try to explain the figurative analogy.
You try for the moon and miss, big deal, you can always try again. No harm done.
You shoot a skunk in the ass and the stink, blood and guts, fur, eyeballs, etc., will immediately belong to you, everything / person around you and will last for a loooooooong time. No one will have anything to do with you, and you will have to sleep in a canyon far, far away until, if ever, the stink dissipates. AND you will never forget this folly, nor do it again and you will wonder wtf made you do it in the first place ....rather like telling your wife / girlfriend she looks fat or IS fat.
Can't fix it, put it back together again, or take any of it back. Duuuuuuhhhhh...
fs
You try for the moon and miss, big deal, you can always try again. No harm done.
You shoot a skunk in the ass and the stink, blood and guts, fur, eyeballs, etc., will immediately belong to you, everything / person around you and will last for a loooooooong time. No one will have anything to do with you, and you will have to sleep in a canyon far, far away until, if ever, the stink dissipates. AND you will never forget this folly, nor do it again and you will wonder wtf made you do it in the first place ....rather like telling your wife / girlfriend she looks fat or IS fat.
Can't fix it, put it back together again, or take any of it back. Duuuuuuhhhhh...
fs
sdsubzero4
Spring Valley, CA
Well, if I'm going to shoot anything, there's a reason for it and I shoot to kill and no regrets.
eleetryder
Leet WS Member
lol
DrunkFatguy
Well-Known Member
Who did what to a skunk?
fastsleeper
Why ya treat me like that?
Y'all are funny!
Thanks.
Actually......I'm funny. HA!
Thanks.
Actually......I'm funny. HA!
Xodus989
Well-Known Member
*COUGH COUGH*
Holy crap, am I the only one that busted up laughing when I read that, I was eating a raindbow sprinkle sugar cookie and started laughing then choked on the rainbows!
They're evil I tell you.
Holy crap, am I the only one that busted up laughing when I read that, I was eating a raindbow sprinkle sugar cookie and started laughing then choked on the rainbows!
They're evil I tell you.
Windveil Blues
OLD FART
ROFLMAO!! I had a moron friend shoot a bowling ball at about 5 meters... the same kinda thing happened to us. We were picking black **** out of our faces for weeks.
Jim
Jim