dope3
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can you tell me how to get to oz
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alaninsd1
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The wizard? But nobody can see the great Oz, nobody's *ever* seen the great Oz... even I've never seen him!
dope3
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live for nothing die for something
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"Yipppe Caaa Ehhh Motherfu(ker!!"
dope3
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thats a hores of a diffrent color
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"When the van get's here, he get's the seat with the busted seatbelt!"
dope3
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"Peoples Hernandez, come on down!!"
dope3
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It's got a cop motor: a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is this the new Bluesmobile, or what?
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"I have skills that I have acquired over my lifetime. If you return her now I will not look for you. If you do not, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you."
dope3
Well-Known Member
You're a disease, and I'm the cure
dope3
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I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener."
alaninsd1
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I think World War II just started. -pearl harbor
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"I'm your huckleberry"
dope3
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"Joker": I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill.
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Sgt. Hartman: 'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
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"Joker": The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear.
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Sgt. Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
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Sgt. Hartman: You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.
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Sgt. Hartman: God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.
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Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh** on you.
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"8-ball": [Y]ou might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand-grenades at him the rest of his life.
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"Animal Mother": You think we waste Gooks for "freedom"? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
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Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.
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Sgt. Hartman: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
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Sgt. Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle": Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: I'll bet they regret that.
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Sgt. Hartman: You will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
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Colonel: [A]ll I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God.
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"Crazy Earl": These are great day we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns!
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"Joker": [A] day without blood, is like a day without sunshine.
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"Joker": The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
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Sgt. Hartman: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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Sgt. Hartman: I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
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Sgt. Hartman: Are you a Peter-puffer?
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: I don't know, but I've been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: I love working for Uncle Sam!
Lets me know just who I am!
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Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best.
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Sgt. Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
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"Cowboy": Been gettin' any?
"Joker": Only your sister.
"Cowboy": Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.
CAST
"Joker" (Matthew Modine)
"Cowboy" (Arliss Howard)
"Animal Mother" (Adam Baldwin)
"Crazy Earl" (Kieron Jecchinis)
Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey)
"Gomer Pyle" (Vincent D'Onofrio)
"8-ball" (Dorian Harewood)
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Sgt. Hartman: 'm gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!
-----
"Joker": The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: You had best unfu** yourself or I will unscrew your head and sh** down your neck.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.
-----
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant sh** on you.
-----
"8-ball": [Y]ou might not believe it, but under fire Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand-grenades at him the rest of his life.
-----
"Animal Mother": You think we waste Gooks for "freedom"? This is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked sh** that high.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
-----
Sgt. Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?!
"Gomer Pyle": Sir, yes, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: I'll bet they regret that.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: You will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
-----
Colonel: [A]ll I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God.
-----
"Crazy Earl": These are great day we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants, walking the Earth . . . with guns!
-----
"Joker": [A] day without blood, is like a day without sunshine.
-----
"Joker": The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fu** my sister.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: Are you a Peter-puffer?
-----
Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: I don't know, but I've been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
-----
Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: I love working for Uncle Sam!
Lets me know just who I am!
-----
Sgt. Hartman and
repeating cadets: I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best.
-----
Sgt. Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy that would fu** a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
-----
"Cowboy": Been gettin' any?
"Joker": Only your sister.
"Cowboy": Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.
CAST
"Joker" (Matthew Modine)
"Cowboy" (Arliss Howard)
"Animal Mother" (Adam Baldwin)
"Crazy Earl" (Kieron Jecchinis)
Sgt. Hartman (R. Lee Ermey)
"Gomer Pyle" (Vincent D'Onofrio)
"8-ball" (Dorian Harewood)
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"What the hell was that?"
"That was the AK 47, the preffered weapon of our enemy. It makes a very distict sound when fired at us"
Well, yes it does!"
"That was the AK 47, the preffered weapon of our enemy. It makes a very distict sound when fired at us"
Well, yes it does!"
HisPony
Wondering where I am!?!?
"Only yesterday you were nothing but a mere farm boy and today you are a hero."
Maverick
Well-Known Member
“Do or do not... there is no try.” - Yoda
Maverick
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“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda
Maverick
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“Always two there are, a master and an apprentice.” - Yoda