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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the
summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he
said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
husband, 'Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to
believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting lately.'
An hour or so later, the blonde came to the door to collect
her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had lots of paint left
over, so I gave it TWO COATS!!
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00
and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'Oh! And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started
canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he
said, 'How much will you charge me?'
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and
everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her
husband, 'Does she realize our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'
He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to
believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting lately.'
An hour or so later, the blonde came to the door to collect
her money.
'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked.
'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had lots of paint left
over, so I gave it TWO COATS!!
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00
and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.
'Oh! And by the way,' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'
