sdsubzero4
Spring Valley, CA
Subject: : Presumptuous
Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy calmly replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy calmly replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
