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Small Class B Fire for Thankgiving minor set back

Lynch Mob

Lynch Mob

Carver, MA
Ok Guys and Girls What REALLY Happened was.... Monica was in the kitchen with the kids. 1WKDRSH was on his computer (gay porn as usual). Emilio WAS passed out after his two beers, and GT500DREAMER was playing world of warcraft. I on the other hand was sitting on the couch watching TV using my cat like senses to be ready for anything. All of a sudden i hear Monica Scream "FIRE" At this time the whole downstairs engulfs in smoke. (looked like we were making a sequel to Half Baked) GT500DREAMER pauses world of warcraft and jumps up opening the the oven all the way and begins to blow the turkey!!! The turkey got so excited it exploded in excitement!!! (flames) Monica then does a reverse round house kick to the oven door kicking it shut! (beware Chuck Norris)
1WKDRSH began to cry (his video didnt finish downloading). I searched the house frantically and managed to save the dog, while calling 911. Emilio DID go into NAVY mode... I wouldn't say NAVY SEAL MODE... He woke up leaping out of his chair and reaching for the closest blanket around he wrapped it around his head like a bootcamp recruit firedrill. He ran out of the back door yelling and screaming!!! (At this time the police had already showed up, and saw a guy dressed as a muslim running out of a house engulfed in flames. They then opened fire!!!) Happy Thanksgiving!!! (atleast we saved the turkey)
 
Mach1Marauder

Mach1Marauder

Well-Known Member
Lynch Mob said:
Ok Guys and Girls What REALLY Happened was.... Monica was in the kitchen with the kids. 1WKDRSH was on his computer (gay porn as usual). Emilio WAS passed out after his two beers, and GT500DREAMER was playing world of warcraft. I on the other hand was sitting on the couch watching TV using my cat like senses to be ready for anything. All of a sudden i hear Monica Scream "FIRE" At this time the whole downstairs engulfs in smoke. (looked like we were making a sequel to Half Baked) GT500DREAMER pauses world of warcraft and jumps up opening the the oven all the way and begins to blow the turkey!!! The turkey got so excited it exploded in excitement!!! (flames) Monica then does a reverse round house kick to the oven door kicking it shut! (beware Chuck Norris)
1WKDRSH began to cry (his video didnt finish downloading). I searched the house frantically and managed to save the dog, while calling 911. Emilio DID go into NAVY mode... I wouldn't say NAVY SEAL MODE... He woke up leaping out of his chair and reaching for the closest blanket around he wrapped it around his head like a bootcamp recruit firedrill. He ran out of the back door yelling and screaming!!! (At this time the police had already showed up, and saw a guy dressed as a muslim running out of a house engulfed in flames. They then opened fire!!!) Happy Thanksgiving!!! (atleast we saved the turkey)
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Red

Red

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Too funny guys. I love all the versions of what happened. I must say that I having a great time in San Francisco for the Thanksgiving weekend. Were going to Napa today to do some wine tasting then Cindy is going to a spa while my cousin and I have a few drinks at he bar. Then were going to go on a cruise on his small yaht around the bay. Can't wait till tomorrow to see what were going to do for my birthday.

Have fun guys, see you when I get back to SD.
 
spdpilot

spdpilot

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Great stories!! LMAO.... like the movie Christmas Vacation, I could picture it now. All you needed was the squirral running through the house!

With all the Navy there, it would seem the only one who actually did the saving was Mrswickedstangs.

The only question I have is..... did the fire department show up and make fun of you. Because that would have been a classic ending.

Thankfully it wasn't any worse. But it was a pretty funny story. Glad you all are ok.
 
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sdsubzero4

Spring Valley, CA
Ok....this is what I concluded from all the different version. Emilio was passed out after 2 beers and ran screaming out the backdoor while grabbing the kids on his way out, GT500Dreamer was playing a video game. 1WKDRSH was on the computer and LynchMob was watching tv. Monica did a roundhouse kick to shut the oven door and in turn saved the turkey while everyone else ran out the back door screaming hysterically when the police and fire arrived.
I think my version of what really happened is the most accurate. LOL!
 
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GT500Dreamer

Well-Known Member
sdsubzero4 said:
Ok....this is what I concluded from all the different version. Emilio was passed out after 2 beers and ran screaming out the backdoor while grabbing the kids on his way out, GT500Dreamer was playing a video game. 1WKDRSH was on the computer and LynchMob was watching tv. Monica did a roundhouse kick to shut the oven door and in turn saved the turkey while everyone else ran out the back door screaming hysterically when the police and fire arrived.
I think my version of what really happened is the most accurate. LOL!
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Danny, you weren't even there. I know that the story telling skills, of the individuals actually involved, may leave you believing that you could come up with your own version. However, my story is by far the most accurate and Emilio can stick it. :hello:
 
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sdsubzero4

Spring Valley, CA
GT500Dreamer said:
Danny, you weren't even there. I know that the story telling skills, of the individuals actually involved, may leave you believing that you could come up with your own version. However, my story is by far the most accurate and Emilio can stick it. :hello:
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I'm using my trained professional skills to come to a conclusion. :hello:
 
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