maverick169v
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and yeah this is in the humor section because if it was anyone but me it would be funny. as you guys know me and my wife split in july because this girl i used to mess with was emailing me "iraq" pictures. being a man, i accpeted and shared, this is simple iraq ettiquite. well the wife found out and was none to pleased, she didnt leave cause of that, she left cause she kept bringing it up and in typical fashion i flipped on her and told her to leave. ends up she called my bluff.
so fast forward to like 5 months later. we still talk, its a terrible game of cat and mouse. im nice to her, shes a douche to me, i walk away, she calls crying. so i met her for coffee two weeks ago, first time we agreed to meet and sit down somewhere yet. it went ok. i made a joke about her going out with gorgeous women doesnt put me at ease when she says "a night with the girls" she replies "im not the only one who is surrounded by gorgeous women" let me tell you gents, that was serious blow.
none the less, since she shows a bit of interest in reconcile, and i havent been going to anger counseling for like 5 months for my health, ive decided to put myself on vagina probation. :loser: i swear to god its terrible, i love my wife, but i go out and its like women can tell. its almost a curse. at any given time i have more girl friends than guys and sadly its my attitude. because of the wife im so pissed at women i just dont care, which apparently is somekind of an afrodesiac for women. its a vicious vicious cycle. so in a desperate attempt to weed women out of my life, so the wife sees im trying i have grounded myself in doors. yeah, its friday night, the bike is in the garage, the car outside, my buddies at bars, and probably a few girls who wished i wouldve called are all out having fun.
and im watching tv and surfing the web.
my name is mike and i have a problem.lol. god i want to go out.
so fast forward to like 5 months later. we still talk, its a terrible game of cat and mouse. im nice to her, shes a douche to me, i walk away, she calls crying. so i met her for coffee two weeks ago, first time we agreed to meet and sit down somewhere yet. it went ok. i made a joke about her going out with gorgeous women doesnt put me at ease when she says "a night with the girls" she replies "im not the only one who is surrounded by gorgeous women" let me tell you gents, that was serious blow.
none the less, since she shows a bit of interest in reconcile, and i havent been going to anger counseling for like 5 months for my health, ive decided to put myself on vagina probation. :loser: i swear to god its terrible, i love my wife, but i go out and its like women can tell. its almost a curse. at any given time i have more girl friends than guys and sadly its my attitude. because of the wife im so pissed at women i just dont care, which apparently is somekind of an afrodesiac for women. its a vicious vicious cycle. so in a desperate attempt to weed women out of my life, so the wife sees im trying i have grounded myself in doors. yeah, its friday night, the bike is in the garage, the car outside, my buddies at bars, and probably a few girls who wished i wouldve called are all out having fun.
and im watching tv and surfing the web.
my name is mike and i have a problem.lol. god i want to go out.
That would solve both our problems!!! -Shane