fearedswifey
Well-Known Member
TO WHICH SAILOR IT MAY CONCERN:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from sailors, it will be our policy to keep all sailors well taught
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T. ). We
are trying to give our sailors more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T.
on the ship, please see your chief. You will be immediately placed at
the top of the S.H.I.T. list. Our chiefs are especially skilled at
seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Sailors who don't
take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. ). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T. ). Since our chiefs took S.H.I.T. before they
advanced, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in
a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. ) For sailors who are intending to
pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.
S.H.I.T. ). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If
you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T. ) as per the BOSS IN
GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T. ) You are
directed to share this S.H.I.T. with five other people who need the same
S.H.I.T. in their life - not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.
memo. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your
time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Military
Bureau of Super High Intensity
Training (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T )
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from sailors, it will be our policy to keep all sailors well taught
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING ( S.H.I.T. ). We
are trying to give our sailors more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T.
on the ship, please see your chief. You will be immediately placed at
the top of the S.H.I.T. list. Our chiefs are especially skilled at
seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Sailors who don't
take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. ). Those who fail to take
D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE
TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T. ). Since our chiefs took S.H.I.T. before they
advanced, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of
S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in
a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. ) For sailors who are intending to
pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the
department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.
S.H.I.T. ). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If
you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T. ) as per the BOSS IN
GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T. ) You are
directed to share this S.H.I.T. with five other people who need the same
S.H.I.T. in their life - not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.
memo. They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank you for your
time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Military
Bureau of Super High Intensity
Training (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T )
