dope3
Well-Known Member
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors.He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in
the neighborhood. He held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing,eating
shrimp,oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating
gator in my pool and
I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve
to jump in.' The
words were barely out of his mouth when there was aloud
splash and
everyone
turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches,
headbutts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail
and flipping the
gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere; both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the
top like a dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was
just staring at him indisbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you
a million dollars,'
'No,that's okay. I don't want it,'said
Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you
something.That was
amazing.How about a new Porsche and a Rolex andsome
stock
options?'
Leroy said, No.
Confused,the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what
do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed
me in the pool!'*
wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and
neighbors.He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in
the neighborhood. He held the party
around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing,eating
shrimp,oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating
gator in my pool and
I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve
to jump in.' The
words were barely out of his mouth when there was aloud
splash and
everyone
turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass!
Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches,
headbutts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail
and flipping the
gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere; both
Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the
top like a dime
store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was
just staring at him indisbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you
a million dollars,'
'No,that's okay. I don't want it,'said
Leroy.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something.
You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Leroy.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you
something.That was
amazing.How about a new Porsche and a Rolex andsome
stock
options?'
Leroy said, No.
Confused,the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what
do you want?'
Leroy said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed
me in the pool!'*
