The TOP TEN Rules for Bench Racing
10. Get emotional; it makes you come off more serious.
9. Bring out how something unrelated worked in the past when all the parts were different.
8. Quote respected crew chiefs who never made a comment on the subject.
7. Attribute your own bizarre theories to someone so quiet no one knows what he might be thinking.
6. Most mileage is afforded from silly argumentative ideas.
5. Time or prior commitment is not an issue.
4. No idea is too wild to beat to death.
3. Thinking is not as important as talking.
2. Best composite is one informant, one skeptic, one brain, one clown, one idiot.
1. Have at least two participants: Lone bench racers seldom get their ideas tested
10. Get emotional; it makes you come off more serious.
9. Bring out how something unrelated worked in the past when all the parts were different.
8. Quote respected crew chiefs who never made a comment on the subject.
7. Attribute your own bizarre theories to someone so quiet no one knows what he might be thinking.
6. Most mileage is afforded from silly argumentative ideas.
5. Time or prior commitment is not an issue.
4. No idea is too wild to beat to death.
3. Thinking is not as important as talking.
2. Best composite is one informant, one skeptic, one brain, one clown, one idiot.
1. Have at least two participants: Lone bench racers seldom get their ideas tested
