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Very serious for new year! We all need this......

fastsleeper

Why ya treat me like that?
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

AND YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha!
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Superstang21

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It would take half of a life time to finish what I have started... Im afraid the benefits do not outweigh the cost. No inner peace for me LOL!!!!
 

fastsleeper

Why ya treat me like that?
Come on baby finish what ya started.........
Van Halen

I just love you guys! You make me laugh and that is awesome. (hope you don't charge for that)
 

fastsleeper

Why ya treat me like that?
Whaaaat?

hell I cant even finish a....... what was i talking about?????????????????

Welcome to my world.............really.........why did I open this page? Thought I ?...........

You r verrrry funnnie guy!

I appreciate your sense of humor!:D
 

fastsleeper

Why ya treat me like that?
Prozac

Please pass the Prozac.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No really.......
got a stash of all the others too. teehee They taste pretty good crushed and added to a nice light Bearnaise sauce!

Hey! Try it as a rub on the meat...Your BBQ meat. Gee, I wonder if that would work? Off to the kitchen........
:D
 

yosemiddysam

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I dont know but if you have Perc's dont crush em ...I need them for my knee's and they wont give them to me anymore lmao........ They will I am just too stuburn to ask!
 

usn~stang07

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Well i half a bottle of SOco 10 beers left out of my 18 pack and my leftover chicken wings from the other day. Oh yeah and half a can of coffee i fell GREAT!!! Thanks LMAO
 
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