whats your worst ticket???

[ears]

i figured id start a new thread and kill two birds w one stone!!! i find it kinda interesting to hear about peoples der dee der moments and

sharing my own, so lets see who has the worst ticket??? lets keep it real, here no imbelishing or none of that garb!!!!! ill start!!! i got

this ticket about three or four months agoe, i was drivin my wifes , jap mobile to work one day, and was rinnin real late so i was drivin

along and and since i work nights i was on the opposite side of the highway as all the trafic so i had no worries. just cruisin along and i

see a cop and as soon as i see him and have a chance to slow down hes already behind me lights flashin and on his bull horn!!! so i

pulled off and i turned the car off and just waited for him to come up and lecture me!!! dont speed yadda yodda yodda!!! so he came up

to the window, and the first thing he said,,, "son, do you know how fast you were goin???",,,, "uuuuummmm no officer, no i dont!!",,, "

you were goin 122 miles an hour, and im afraid thats just too fast for public streets",,,, "wow really officer,,,,,hhhmmmm"

lololololol,,,,,ooops!!!! then he sent on,,,, "do you know that thissection of the hiway is a construction zone?",,,,,,,," oh is it

now,officer?" and i was thinkin to myself dough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so he goes on and on, but in the end rights me a ticket and says your

lucky that you dont have any points on your cali drivers lisence!!! i could impound you car for that speed!!! and he writes the ticket and

orders the court date and all that crap!! so a few months pass!! and i finnaly have my court date!! and as soon as i get up there the

judge says, are you guilty,,,,, blah blah blah!! then she says "alright, 500 dollar ticket, oh wait construction zone, 1000 dollar ticket, no

lisence for 30 days, and you have to complete the secondary drivers refresher class dealie!!!! and i just drop on the inside!!!!!

aaaaaaaahhhhh crap!!! now i got to listen to the wifes psycho babbly for 30 days and be late for everything for the next 30 days,

because lord knows she is!!! and on top of that i got to give the govi more of my pay check than i already do!!!! and the worst

part,,,,,,,,,,,,iiillllll probably do it again!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!! of course not intentially, but ya know sometimes your just not payin

attention to your speed and your in a huge rush!! but, because i know ill get it from someone,,,, no i dont have a wicked banner on my

wifes car, and no i wasnt racing someone, and no i dont drive like that all the time!!! just when im running from the wifey!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!JKJKJKJKJK!!!


SO LETS HERE IT WHO HAS A GOOD STORY???

 

[atlblue98gt]

I got a 6 point wreckless and a 4 point for speeding one night bofore, and that month i had a total of two 6 point tickets and four 4 point tickets and a 2 point ticket in one month. I dont remember the fine amounts. I got most of them reduced or dropped. I only lost my license for one month. And had work only privaledges for 60 days. I had to plan my route and could only be on that route at two diff parts of the day. I was at home if i wasnt at work. No life for 3 months, LOL. But all that was like 5 years ago.

 

[orange395w]

I refuse to read that until you learn how to use paragraphs. My eyes are going crazy just looking at that! LOl!

 

[ears]

your eyes are goin crazy because your drivin em crazy!!!LOLOL!!!! here lemme break it up a bit for ya!!! ill double space it!!!

 

[ears]

there ya go!!!LOLOLOL!!!!! just preachin your age man!!!!!!LOLOLOL

 

[ears]

wow thats prty rough atl!!!! three months,,,, thats ok though your car was probably on jack stands for that three months though wasnt it!!!LO)LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

 

[yosemiddysam]

Hmm.....I got caught busting doughnuts in my buddies Magnum while in Sgt's Course. I was in a privately owned parking lot and had the owners permission to use the car and parking lot. My buddy was good friends with the bar owner so he was out watching as well. My friend bet me 100.00's I could not make his heavey hunk of crappola Dodge do a doughnut so as doing the doughnut a Officer was setting up the street watching the whole thing as it unravelled. I did the doughnut and while parking seen the Cop pull out with lights flashing so we all ran in the bar and hid lol. He came in, sat down , and said he was not leaving nor the vehicle that did the doughnut until whomever driving it came out. Well I of course didnt own the car but my friend did so I had to come out. As soon as he seen me he started laughing and said even he didnt think one of the Magnums would do a dough nut but then proceded to chew my ass. I told him it was on private property and that the owner of said property said it was fine. Owner agreed and then the Officer say's that seeing as it was so close to the road and the smoke run into the traffic that he was gonna cite me for reckless driving. I got the ticket while drinking a beer and seeing as I was stationed in Va Beach and only in NC for one more week I called up the court house....explained my situation and paid a 45 dollar ticked for 5 mph over the speed limit. I bet he was pissed when he went to court and found that out.

 

[ears]

hhhhaaaa ba*stard serves him right!!! i hear the cops out that way are all deusches any way!!!

 

[Fighting Sailor]

Got one on the 15 by Aero drive last month. I was stuck in the #1 lane behind a truck from mexico doin about 40 mph , solid traffic to the right! Of course.... When the extra lane opened up to the left (before aero drive) I jumped out and gunned it (he was about to swerve in there) I had a ricer ahead of me goin even faster so I felt pretty secure (not so) A scooter cop was tucked in out of sight round the bend and he pounced on me (the ricer never slowed down) He got me doin about 90! However, he was resonably cool about it and put it down as 80 (simple ticket) Still... thats $310 that would've gone into more mods for the car. Oh well, it pays to be alert and keep the speed resonable.... Granted everyone is doin at least 80, so I try to keep it between 75 -80..... Honestly if you do 65 you feel as if you are going to be plowed into by some unbelievably humungous F-350 or hummer!!! Not sayin its right to speed, but there it is....

 

[ears]

i feel ya there!!!

 

[Fighting Sailor]

seeing as I was stationed in Va Beach and only in NC for one more week I called up the court house....explained my situation and paid a 45 dollar ticked for 5 mph over the speed limit. I bet he was pissed when he went to court and found that out.[/QUOTE]

Wow when I was stationed in Va Beach those guys hated our(navy) guts! They got me doin 80 on the highway and threw me in jail for it! It got dismissed by the judge (1st offense) but I still spent the day in jail (whatter ya in for? "speeding" LOL). I got snagged as I walked out of a bar and slapped with DUI!!! officer totally lied in court too! again it was dismissed because I had 12 witnesses to the fact that I was riding in a van and my Chief had my keys!
Every time I got pulled over (often) I got drunk tested! I couldn't get away from there quick enough. I thank God for the attitude of the San Diego PD toward the military, it really is so much better. (now y'all know why I never drink at our get togethers)

 

[ears]

oh i thpought it was because your such a light weight!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

 

[beejay31000]

wow, theres a lot of events to choose from for me. so, we'll make a really short story outa this one, not really a ticket, but a driving offense. i was 17 at the time.

7 charges = 3 weeks in jail. lawyer got me off on community service because of my age

driving w/o licence > already lost my license for minor DUI on mothers day
driving w/o insurance > w/o license you dont need insurance
wreckless driving > almost hit some peopl
wreckless endangerment > had someone in the car with me
street racing > smoked a talon TSI!!!
speeding > went too fast while smoking talon TSI
felony elusion > ran from cops


basically i was racing and blew past some cops who followed. they went to pull the other guy over and i bounced. ran through some neighborhoods for about 30 mins loosing them and then getting found when i decided to stop because i was getting really dangerous. almost hit a few people. waited for a minute and one cop pulled up. then like 20 more in the next 5 mins and a helo. i didnt even know the anchorage police dept had a helo. they pulled guns and threw me around and that was that. wont ever do that again. you cant beat a motorola

 

[StarAngel]

Oh god the best Ticket I ever had started one day while working at Sonic during HS. I had a Ford Courier (1450 ibs dead weight) with a trimmed out 289 custom fit. The Truck was 9 differnet colors and had a 7 inch hole in the hood, covered with a home made scoop out of sheet metal. (threw a rod about 6 weeks prior).

While leaving work I was tried (about midnight, nothing good happens after midnight, ever) and just wanted to get home but this Chevelle pulled up beside me and know that my truck was a Sleeper, (show me race it before and only 4000 peeps in my home town). So as to not turn down the race. I agree and as the light turned green I took him and was 3-4 cars lengths ahead of him. I looked up for a sec to see the Cop on the Chevelle and thought I was home free. But instead of going head I stopped off at the Circle K just up the road for some gas. That was when the Cop came in like gangbusters behind me. At first he was mad for having to chase me down, but then he couldn't stop laughing once he saw it was me and my little truck. It was the Deputy sheriff that lived 2 streets over from me and he was good church friends with my parents. After he complained of having to let the chevelle go to catch me said he had to ticket someone. So I got a 104 in a 35 (school zone) that I forgot about. $587 dollars. Classified as a drag racing Ticket. Insurance loved me at that point.

The Next day being all pissed off Went to a bud's house and after eating lunch there I decided to go cruise and got into another race. This time tied it and I thought I noticed Red and Blue lights - learning now not to slow down. i went home. As I pulled into my driveway the same freaking deputy is at my house talking to my Mom, (dad being out of town) and proceded to write me a ticket for reckless driving, Drag racing (again), and for 92 in a 55. The only reason he didn't chase me is that he went after the other guy because he knew where I lived. In the course of the next 6 months I paid 7 drag racing tickets, 2 reckless Driving, 8 public displays of power (try having a truck with an engine that was 1/3 its weight, couldn't keep it on the ground) But I had the 2nd fastest vehicle in Livingston Parish. A Chevy Luv with a 350 bored out and tricked had better times and more tickets.

If I had a Mustang at the time and not a sleeper, the cop would have let me go - he was a Mustang lover :rofl:

 

[0ne_sik_notch]

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[Shane361]

I've had soooo many and gotten out of sooo many but none have been that horrible. I was caught drag racing during Mustang Week in Murtle beach. He watch me drag race some import, then my friend and then pulled me and friend over. Thought for sure I was going to jail but got a 4 pointer, $200 fine which both later got cut in half.

Then with the same guy I got pulled over doing 120 in a 60....I didnt even get a written warning but oh how he chewed my butt.

Onetime I had this cop rolling with laughter and he thanked me for my service and left.

I found out that having your Military ID in sight yet do not show it or say your Military and they will ask and sometimes be nice if you will. -Shane

 

[StarAngel]

Oh man the Mil ID would have saved me sooo much money but it sure helps now!!! :lol:

 

[sdsubzero4]

I had 1 ticket in high school for doing 50 in a 35 zone. No ticket since.

 

[ears]

man yall are worse than me!!! ive had two tickets now for over 100, but never got cought runnin from the cops or got nailed w a helo!!! or bn in jail for that matter!!! ill bet you guys have great rates on your insurance policies!!!LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

 

[hoosierstang]

one morning while going west on the 94 from lemon grove i was coming up behind an older crown vic that was going too slow in the passing lane, so i proceeded to gun past him on the right side because he would not nove over. I was going about 90 when i passed the car... a few seconds later i saw the lights come on and then i pulled over.. the oficer asked me why i was going so fast and i told him i like to be to work early also he aske me what i did in the military... yada yadda yadda and the last thing he said was that he wanted me to be safe and to not get hurt.... LOl he could have taken my liscence or worse.. that was my first time getting pulled over in the stang , but second time getting pulled over ever since i;ve been driving.