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5 Riddles... Can you figure them out?

beejay31000

beejay31000

BULLWINKLE
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?
 
beejay31000

beejay31000

BULLWINKLE
this is another one i like

I'm light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?
 
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Bullitt5055

Well-Known Member
beejay31000 said:
pronounced as one letter,
and written with three,
two letters there are,
and two only in me.
I'm double, i'm single,
i'm black, blue, and gray,
i'm read from both ends,
and the same either way.
What am i?
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fearedswifey

fearedswifey

Well-Known Member
Answers to the 5 riddles:

1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and
tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the
English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.
 
fearedswifey

fearedswifey

Well-Known Member
Daily Jokes:

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry: '9.'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry: '36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade.' Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.' The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry: 'Pants.'
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?'
Harry: 'Coconut.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?'
Harry: 'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong..'
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PANTS VS PANTIES


Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here - try these on'. She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them. I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on. She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me. Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that. Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, " Here- you try on mine. He did and said, "I can't get into your panties. Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.
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More to come tomorrow....
 
EnragedRobot

EnragedRobot

Well-Known Member
Great stuff man. Keep them coming. Was showing them to all the guys in my shop, we are all officially retarded. Good thing they give us big guns to shoot
 
fearedswifey

fearedswifey

Well-Known Member
EnragedRobot said:
Great stuff man. Keep them coming. Was showing them to all the guys in my shop, we are all officially retarded. Good thing they give us big guns to shoot
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lmfao... just what we need. lol:lol:
 
VP_07SRT8

VP_07SRT8

Tell the cops nothing!
Staff member
Board Member
that is a bad ass post feared i loved those pics lol i think bj is in there some where jk
 
VP_07SRT8

VP_07SRT8

Tell the cops nothing!
Staff member
Board Member
hehe sorry about that just was being lazy and didnt write swifey part of feared
 
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