funny quotes

[beejay31000]

Funny Quotes From Bumper Stickers

There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.
- Bumper Sticker

You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
- Bumper sticker

"Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"
- Bumper sticker



Funny Uknown Quotes

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn
- Unknown

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
- Unknown

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
- Unknown

Draft beer, not people
- Unknown

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
-Unknown

"Artillery is the King of battle: the King cannot
swim, however, which is why we need you guys."
(USMC arty specialist to a group of Navy officers in an Amphib
Warfare Indoc course.)

 

[atlblue98gt]

thats funny

 

[alaninsd1]

jaja funny stuff

 

[dope3]

lol good ones

 

[Fighting Sailor]

24 empty tubes, Mushroom clouds on the horizon... its Miller time!
(From T-shirt for an SSBN)

Fly Navy...divers need the work.
(from Tshirt navy diver)

Give peace a chance... but 1st lets kill this mother-######
(George Carlin)