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Funny Quotes From Bumper Stickers
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.
- Bumper Sticker
You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
- Bumper sticker
"Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"
- Bumper sticker
Funny Uknown Quotes
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn
- Unknown
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
- Unknown
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
- Unknown
Draft beer, not people
- Unknown
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
-Unknown
"Artillery is the King of battle: the King cannot
swim, however, which is why we need you guys."
(USMC arty specialist to a group of Navy officers in an Amphib
Warfare Indoc course.)
There is no problem that cannot be solved by the use of high explosives.
- Bumper Sticker
You can have my gun when you pry it from my paranoid, mentally disturbed, physically-abusive, cold, dead hand.
- Bumper sticker
"Don't tell mom I'm a pilot, she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse"
- Bumper sticker
Funny Uknown Quotes
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn
- Unknown
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
- Unknown
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
- Unknown
Draft beer, not people
- Unknown
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching."
-Unknown
"Artillery is the King of battle: the King cannot
swim, however, which is why we need you guys."
(USMC arty specialist to a group of Navy officers in an Amphib
Warfare Indoc course.)